Duran Duran’s Simon LeBon: “We’ve been #1 for how long?”

Duran Duran’s latest single, “Invisible”, is a huge #1 smash on the M4B Radio Top 40. In fact, it’s been #1 for so long that nobody remembers how long it has been #1 on the survey – not even the band’s own members!

Singer Simon LeBon was recently asked his thoughts on the song’s success on the top 40, and quite frankly he had no idea what I was talking about. I had to explain to him what M4B Radio was, and this very own website, and I also had to tell him who JP Saxe is, which is OFFENSIVE because he is the KING OF MUSIC.

In short, Duran Duran have no idea that they’re #1, and even worse, THEY DON’T KNOW WHO JP SAXE IS. HOW DARE THEY!!!!