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Bryan Adams Announces New Album “Fuck’s Sake Man, Get Off My Fuckin’ Dick”

Fresh off the success of singles “I Ain’t Worth Shit Without You” and “Kick Ass”, Bryan Adams is delighted to announce the title of his upcoming album, “Fuck’s Sake Man, Get Off My Fuckin’ Dick”.

Fans certainly have been caught off guard over the controversial increase in profanity in his new material. Adams explains: “I wanted to create an album with universal concepts and themes anyone can relate to and shit. It’s about love, loss and those fuckin’ punk-ass bitches that wanna crawl up your asshole and die. There’s some real fuckin’ gangsta shit on this album and I think my fans will really be into it.”

Fans also speculated if the album’s title was directed towards longtime pioneer producer Mutt Lange, who resumes his production duties on this album. “What kind of dense-ass motherfuckin’ fans do I have?” Adams remarked. “It’s about Tommy Lee, you stupid basic bitches. Christ, man. Fuck.”